Definition of whinge
verb[no object] complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way.
Here's an ironic whinge about people who whinge.
My God my ears are bleeding worse than a sorority of PMSers who have managed to weasel their way into my daily life and have absolutely nothing positive to say about anything.
I do not care if your boyfriend doesn't understand your unicorn obsession. I do not care if your Prada bag strap broke and they can't fix it until Sunday which has totes ruined your whole weekend. I do not care if they cancelled *insert soap opera* for the cricket and I certainly don't care if your bathroom scales screech 'YOU'RE FAT!' every time you take a bite of something that isn't under the category of 'lettuce'.
You want to know something worth whinging about? Here. I'm a god damn pastry chef by trade yet I'm allergic to raw egg. That means I have never eaten raw cookie dough.
We've all got fucking problems.