Saturday, 26 October 2013

Word Of The Day.

Going to teach my apprentice a new word.


When I'm too tired to give a crap.

Friday, 25 October 2013

Too True.

Spilling a full beer that you've paid for, is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Monday, 21 October 2013

That's Punny.

I never buy venison.

It's too deer.

Word Of The Day.


A transition from napping/cuddling to sexual foreplay, followed by passionate (rough) sex... a.k.a. I really want to hold you and be close but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.