Going to teach my apprentice a new word.
When I'm too tired to give a crap.
Spilling a full beer that you've paid for, is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
I never buy venison.
It's too deer.
A transition from napping/cuddling to sexual foreplay, followed by passionate (rough) sex... a.k.a. I really want to hold you and be close but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.