Definition of whinge
verb
[no object] complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way.Here's an ironic whinge about people who whinge.
STOP. WHINGING.
My God my ears are bleeding worse than a sorority of PMSers who have managed to weasel their way into my daily life and have absolutely nothing positive to say about anything.
I do not care if your boyfriend doesn't understand your unicorn obsession. I do not care if your Prada bag strap broke and they can't fix it until Sunday which has totes ruined your whole weekend. I do not care if they cancelled *insert soap opera* for the cricket and I certainly don't care if your bathroom scales screech 'YOU'RE FAT!' every time you take a bite of something that isn't under the category of 'lettuce'.
You want to know something worth whinging about? Here. I'm a god damn pastry chef by trade yet I'm allergic to raw egg. That means I have never eaten raw cookie dough.
We've all got fucking problems.
" I'm a god damn pastry chef by trade yet I'm allergic to raw egg. That means I have never eaten raw cookie dough.
ReplyDeleteWe've all got fucking problems."
I laughed so hard my laptop fell off my legs.. I then reminisced about my 3 years as a pastry chef and what all the raw flour masquerading as cookie dough in my belly is probably doing to my insides... Unfortunate.. Although probably cant be any worse than all the beer