Wednesday 7 August 2013

You Know What I Fucking Hate: Part 6 and 7.

I absolutely cannot stand people who chew with their mouths open.

I do not wish to see the remnants of your meal get sloshed and squashed inside your unobstructed muzzle. I've seen giraffes on some late night nature programs eat more elegantly.


                                                           Yeah. Like THAT ^

I place people like this in the same category of Annoying Son Of A Bitch as people that carbonise their steak.

I mean my God, this is a beautiful, succulent piece of flesh, not a fucking marshmallow.



3 comments:

  1. Cmon little one, no posts in a week you sick or something :P

    if you are

    ^(^.^)^ <(^.^<) ^(^.^)^ (>^.^)>

    jiggly of dancing makes everything better

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    1. Aww that's the coolest comment ever!!! No I'm in Saigon. Little holiday with a mate. Internet isn't great because I opted for the cheap ass place and prioritised my own toilet over good wifi. I have heaps of posts written it just takes a good connection to blog them.

      I'll find an internet cafe that has beer and go blog crazy.

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  2. i cant stand people who always have the mouth open, LISTEN YOU DAMN MOUTH BREATHERS.. SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR BREATHING AT ME!

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