Firstly though, I would like to apologise to anybody that has been or will soon be, broken hearted by this lie.
I have not seen Anchorman. I have merely memorised a few quotes and have since, had them floating on a loop throughout daily conversation.
I have lied to my boyfriend and my friends in saying that I have.
I am very sorry. I did not mean to hurt anybody.
I hope we can repair our torn friendships.