Monday 1 April 2013

When I Think About You I Touch Myself...

Neighbour at work strikes again:

"Do you know why I love touching myself? It's sex with someone I love that doesn't expect breakfast."

Me : "You just sit at work all day thinking about masturbation, don't you?"

" - long pause - Thinking about it? ... Yeah sure. Thinking."

Ew.

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