I work two jobs. Saturday, Sunday double at the restaurant and in between I do an overnight shift at a club.
I am now almost 33 hours into a completely sober 37 hour shift...
Not going to lie. I'm wigging out a little bit.
My arms are in a state similar to a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I just instigated a rather in depth discussion with my boss about morning sex.
10pm: please have premature ejaculation problems and 'come quickly'.