Sunday, 7 April 2013

Why Do I Do This To Myself?

I work two jobs. Saturday, Sunday double at the restaurant and in between I do an overnight shift at a club.

I am now almost 33 hours into a completely sober 37 hour shift...

Not going to lie. I'm wigging out a little bit.

My arms are in a state similar to a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and I just instigated a rather in depth discussion with my boss about morning sex.

10pm: please have premature ejaculation problems and 'come quickly'.

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