People don't understand our obsession with knives.
My knife kit receives more attention from me than any pet, house plant or lover on any given day.
It is also worth, on average, 3 times more than any car I will ever own.
So the boss walks in needing to open a bag of coffee beans:
"Hey Cheffo, can I borrow your knife for a sec?"
Then whilst slicing through the tip of the bag, he cuts himself.
"Ah fuck! That's fucking sharp!"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Well I didn't expect it to be that sharp now did I? Fuck that hurts!"