Monday 29 July 2013

Being A Bitch.

Waitress: "Do you ever get tired of being a bitch?"

Me: "No. Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

Yeah. I went there.

4 comments:

  1. after discovering your blog few days ago, I have now been through most of them . i quite enjoy them im a chef my self and i love the humour. i been working in commercial kitchens for a long time well since i was 14 but started a late apprenticeship so i only just graduated at Melbourne's William Angliss TAFE at the age of 20 .

    basically keep up the hard work and thanks for sharing your experiences i really enjoy reading them and gives me something to do on my split shift break :)

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    1. Split shifts during the quiet days started this blog :) Keep it up mate, love hearing from a fellow Melbournian. I can thank Stavrock from Chef Memes for sharing this blog around. Have to say, feeling a bit of a chef crush for him haha

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  2. Brilliant.
    I'll be sure to use that one this weekend.
    :)

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    1. It's a good one :) there's very few comebacks to it.

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