I refuse to believe I am the only person that does this.
If I'm ever walking down a street and realise I'm going in the complete
opposite direction that I need to be going, some bizarre part of me
can't simply turn around and double back. I mean, I'll look like a
I have to check my phone or search through
my bag or make some obscene arm gesture as in - "Oh fuck, I forgot that
thing that was totally important!"
I really think I have too
much time on my hands because the effort factor is increasing for every
time I need to think of a new thing to have 'totally forgotten'.
Or maybe I'm just retarded...