I refuse to believe I am the only person that does this.
If I'm ever walking down a street and realise I'm going in the complete
opposite direction that I need to be going, some bizarre part of me
can't simply turn around and double back. I mean, I'll look like a
complete dickhead.
I have to check my phone or search through
my bag or make some obscene arm gesture as in - "Oh fuck, I forgot that
thing that was totally important!"
I really think I have too
much time on my hands because the effort factor is increasing for every
time I need to think of a new thing to have 'totally forgotten'.
Or maybe I'm just retarded...
I feel you.
ReplyDeleteI often find myself in the cool room standing around like an idiot because I completely forgot what I came in for.
Then there's that awkward moment when someone else walks in and I pretend to peruse my section and grab something that I really don't need... only to sneak back in 5 mins later because my retarded brain decided to jump start itself when I got back to my work bench.
^ Alllllll the time.
DeleteWe call the cold room the portal of forget-full-ness !!! Its fucking unbelievable .
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