Tuesday, 12 March 2013

B... E... No no. COFFEE. COFF-EEEE

Due to the 'hot box' like state of my house, I passed out on Heineken on my dining room floor last night.

The combination of cool linoleum, beer and a fan made it seem like a good idea at the time.

I have however, royally fucked my back today.

So if anybody is heading from the city back out east at 10pm tonight, I'd adore a lift.

I will pay you in beer and adoration.

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