- The Alpha male of the group is the man who controls the tongs... Even if it isn't his BBQ.
- Beer. Meat. Petrol. You need nothing else.
- An outback Jack will let his 15 year old daughter smoke... In front of her kids.
- You need an IQ over 60 to be able to tie shoelaces... Hence we invented thongs.
- 'Foreplay' in country Victoria consists of a prod and a 'You awake Mum?"
- People from Dargo listen to both kinds of music - country and western.
- A beer is superior to a woman because you can enjoy a beer all month long and it'll silently wait for you in the car when you get out to take a leak.
- EVERYTHING can be fixed by having 3 blokes stare at it for 20 minutes, closely followed by duct tape.
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