Sunday, 31 March 2013

What I Learnt Camping.

- The Alpha male of the group is the man who controls the tongs... Even if it isn't his BBQ.

- Beer. Meat. Petrol. You need nothing else.

- An outback Jack will let his 15 year old daughter smoke... In front of her kids.

- You need an IQ over 60 to be able to tie shoelaces... Hence we invented thongs.

- 'Foreplay' in country Victoria consists of a prod and a 'You awake Mum?"

- People from Dargo listen to both kinds of music - country and western.

- A beer is superior to a woman because you can enjoy a beer all month long and it'll silently wait for you in the car when you get out to take a leak.

- EVERYTHING can be fixed by having 3 blokes stare at it for 20 minutes, closely followed by duct tape.

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