I found out today from the guy that delivers my tea towels, that a pig can orgasm for up to half an hour.
Seriously... Imagine a pig in an over the top, poorly directed porno.
That's a hell of a lot of oinking.
I'm guessing THAT'S why Pumbaa always had that goofy grin. He was getting the Hakuna Matata matated right out of him.
Out of all my childhood tv show characters, I never thought I'd be jealous of Miss Piggy. I mean, she was ugly AND had to fuck Kermit... Although that does explain why he was so confident for a skinny little green dude.
My inner child wants to whimper.
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