Tuesday 5 February 2013

Why Don't I Just Piss On Your Head?

Thank you for not smoking on my train. Going between carriages is exponentially better.

Aside from being illegal, cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent.

I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer every now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?

Trade cunt?

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