I know, I know, pot meet kettle right?
But yesterday my boyfriend turned to me and said "You know how kissing gets kind of tedious?"
The look on face was the "Stop talking right now and seriously think about whether or not you want to continue this conversation because let's be honest, it probably can't end well" look.
You all know that look. It's the lovechild of Death Stare and I'm Smiling But Not Really That Happy To See You.
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By now, it really doesn't matter what his original intentions were, I'm already donning the sour scrunched up monkey bum face and not a hell of a lot except for chocolate and a sensual massage is going to bring me back to normal.
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