You see this picture? Until 11pm tonight this hideous contraption is about to give me hell.
Yeah. Thank God I'm Fucked.
If you don't know what this is, or have never had to be on the receiving end of one, you have never truly resented working on a Friday.
We don't have TGIF. We have things like...
or in front of house's case- TGNAMFIITR -ThankGodNobodyAskedMeForIceInTheirRiesling.
So to everyone out there with your precious little "Oh Em Gee so excited it's the weekend!" posts.
Go eat a laxative and a stool hardener and have your insides fight to the death.